There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
"you’ll change your mind about having kids some day"
you are right. it has happened. i have seen the light. i definitely want kids. i mean look how cute they are
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
SHIT YEAH THIS IS IMPORTANT SO SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE
i think ive said this before but i’ll say it again CHECK SNOPES Y’ALL THIS IS A BIG FAT LIE
IT’S AN OLD CHAIN EMAIL FROM FOREVER AGO
They’re made of plastic designed to go ON YOUR EYES. There’s no way plastic designed for that would have such a low melting point. Your contacts aren’t going to melt into your eyes.
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Pouncing lessons with dad.
OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT IS THIS
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Guys I just wanna put down some cute things I’ve experienced with baby goats, while my grandparent raised them:
They were allowed in the house and quickly picked up how to alert grandma when they needed to go outside, by racing eachother to the back door.
They love couches, anything that they can climb or bounce/jump on. They even got up onto the tv at one point.
They will bond with their main-provider like toddlers to a mother. The two goats that my grandma took care of would follow her around the house like duckies and even cry for her if she left them alone for too long.
They practice head butting!! But they’re so small that they’ll start stompin’ and revvin’ up if they see you have a foot propped up, and they’ll charge the bottom of your foot! Their little heads fits perfectly into the soles of your feet, like a baseball into a catchers mitt.
I miss them. 10/10 would raise a baby goat.
I need a baby goat. This is so cute. They ram your feet? So what youre telling me is I could have my own personal foot massager that’s also entertainment? Yes okay I’m read for this.